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Cruise of the Gods

2002-12-231h 30mComedy / Drama5.1/10TMDB · 12 votes

Andy Van Allen, former hero of the cult 80s futuristic TV show Children of Castor, is now working as a hotel porter. When Andy receives an unusual offer - the Children of Castor fan club-organised cruise around the Greek islands, with him as the principal celebrity - a combination of Andy's cynicism, his fans' adoration, a misguided sexual encounter and an unexpected reunion with his more famous co-star, Nick Lee, ensure the paradise cruise is far from plain sailing.

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Directed byDeclan Lowney

Original languageEnglish

Original release2002-12-23

ProductionUnited Kingdom

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Rob BrydonAndy Van Allen

Steve CooganNick Lee

David WalliamsJeff Monks

James CordenRussell

Philip Jackson

Philip JacksonHugh Bispham

Niall Buggy

Niall BuggyGraham Ball

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Helen CokerJenny Rachel ShelleyYasmina Jack JonesHimself Brian ConleyHimself Robin WeaverVivienne Daniel CerqueiraDaniel Matt WhitelockNeil Julian FieldBilly's Time Bike Fan Arturo VenegasCaptain Koulouris Di BotcherMrs Hatcher Gray O'Brien'Casualty' Doctor Lisa McNaughtGemma Clay Gavan O'HerlihyMickey Shelley BlondPA Romy Tom AlexopoulosJim Schneider Paul Mark ElliottCastor Voice Over Jake BroderLloyd Russell BrandWoolly Hat Fan Vasilis PanayiPhotographer Cole BorrisOne-eyed Child Dallas MessiasJack Jones Fan Andrew McHalePool 'Castormind' Fan Ugo Mazin'Watson'Ian Robertson'Ponytailed Scumbag'Lisa WoodChild of Castor John BussChild of Castor Tino ClarkeChild of Castor Lucy PickardChild of Castor Stewart WhiteChild of Castor Stephanie BarrowsChildren of Castor Fan Phillip CattermoleChildren of Castor Fan Bernard CooganChildren of Castor Fan Karen DunneChildren of Castor Fan Gillian GlanvilChildren of Castor Fan Michelle GreavesChildren of Castor Fan Marie HogleChildren of Castor Fan Dean MartinChildren of Castor Fan Maxine RobertsonChildren of Castor Fan Janet SilmonChildren of Castor Fan (as Janet Silman)Fritz Aardvark BragpussChildren of Castor Fan

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